Ok so I am quite aggravated about a few things at the moment. This must be a reaction to not having been to Vegas in oh what at least a week, I miss Sushi Samba with J, hearing about wood floor installations from Emily, and being surrounded by wannabes at Rehab as Matt and I look on in amazement.
Anyway this London bloke is wondering.....
"The heatwave plan alert is in four stages, with green level one signalling summer preparedness and long-term planning. Level two is amber and signals alert and readiness", while three is red for heatwave action.
Level four is classed as red emergency."
Are you kidding me? Just what is going on, why do we need stage alerts for hot weather, sure I know the sun in London is rare but let's celebrate it not develop a pseudo-terror alert style grading system! And you know someone got paid to consult on this.
Talking of pay days for crap, how much did Megan Fox get to compete with a tree for most wooden in Transformers 2? I would not really be able to tell you the full plot as I walked out of the Premiere. Yes, that is correct, not just the movie but the Premiere that is how much this film sucked. And I had every reason to stay, Nadir and Kiran - all the way from Arizona were by my side.
Even my date for the evening who made those little retarded droid things that bounced around look like HAL 9000 realised that the movie was truly terrible.
In fact the only enjoyable part of the evening was telling her when she told me that "No man has ever not wanted to take me on a second date" that I was glad I could have been part of a first in her life.
Huge boobs only get you so far in life. Jez would probably disagree on that one.
Hmm in other news, I have been pretty good at trying to keep somewhat in shape for the Summer as in I don't want to compete with the inflatable pool toy Shamu for bed time with my bro Mash.
The gym is a sweaty nightmare and after half an hour the machine tells me I have burnt only a few hundred calories, I then look at one candy bar at work that I brought in for my quiz I do for the kids and it is about 400 calories, about 20 percent of your daily recommended allowance.
I eat it anyway.
Don't worry I had more for the little ones. :)
One great thing we did was go to Biggin Hill Air Show (see it under my videos) but after just an hour, Nadir , Suha and Jez all looked at each other as we sat on the grass and I am pretty sure they were thinking the same as me, who the HELL can do this sitting in a field thing for 4 days over Glastonbury !
Weird, give me my TV, a drink in one hand and the option of passing out on my comfortable bed. Yup I am not getting old, I am there already.
Nevermind good things hopefully await.
Alice Cooper is touring in December, and MENORCA summer holiday in 3 weeks. Meital, Susan, Kerri, Dawn, Jeremy, Nadir, Mash, Jenna, Maninder, Was, Jodie and Daisy see you soon!
Oh and did I mention the new doctor jobs do not start until October , 2 months off. :)
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