Lucky in Cards?

This entry reminds me it has been a year since I have been blogging! Woo hoo, let's hear it for abundant arrogance that anyone would want to read it.

To be fair it has had THOUSANDS of hits, and many many friends say they really do love it. Speaking of love...

Valentine's day 2005 was the last time I was in what I would call a relationship that lasted more than a month. A lovely dinner at Via Matta was somewhat marred by the fact that I knew I was going to go home soon and the girl in question that I was dating would soon become an ex.

Since then the interviewing process for Mrs Dr (wink wink) Silvert has been ongoing and generally hilarious!

Most of my best friends are all looking for GOOD girlfriends, then last week I was chatting with a female friend who said all her friends are looking for GOOD boyfriends. Yet never the twain shall meet it seems!

Yes you guessed it, what my friends think is good in a girl, is very different to what girls think might be good to have in their prospective soul mates.

So here for all your fairer sex readers of the blog is a very funny guide to men so you can understand us better!!

"Do you want to go to a movie?" REALLY MEANS, I'd like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" REALLY MEANS, I'd like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" REALLY MEANS, I'd like to have sex with you.

"What's wrong?" REALLY MEANS, What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"I love you, too." REALLY MEANS, Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?" ( A personal favourite of the Jez's )

"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake!?"

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

When I was only 5 years old I used to play cards and lose with my Grandma Maie and my sister. My Grandma would always say, "Well you know what they say, lucky in cards, unlucky in love!"

So boys, casino tomorrow night?? :)